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a high tech redneck is some one who has more computer parts on his lawn than he has grass.
you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.
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A Canadian computer geek who obsesses over turning an already overkill PC into an RGB-lit mess that looks like the result of an experiment on unicorn barf. Some say his computer runs Minesweeper at max settings and can still pull off a steady 400 fps. Also has a YouTube channel where he creates tech videos.
Friend: That computer's lighting hurts my eyes! Who made that; Linus Tech Tips?
Me: IDK, maybe.
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Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.
Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.
Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...
When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.
-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
A YouTuber who uses RTM because it's amazing. sc delete.
Julia's Tech Spot is a person who likes RTM.
Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
“The show is coming up soon, I am about to be a tech week widow in a few days, I really miss them.”