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South Side Flats is a blood stained, weed smelling, broken down excuse for an apartment complex in Dallas. Do you want to get shot while sitting on your couch? Move here. Do you want your car broken into constantly even when it’s parked behind what is supposed to be a locked gate? Move here. Do you like smelling weed in a smoke free community the second you open your door? Move here. Are you and eight of your closest friends from prison looking to rent out a studio apartment for all of you to live in? Definitely move here. Just make sure you aren’t handicapped, the elevator hasn’t worked for almost a year.
Yo I just got out of jail and need an apartment. Is south side flats still there?
A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.
Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!
A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?
Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled
I just did a flat chest phoebe during lunch.