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To test if a girl can deep throat your dick without choking or gaging.
That cunt passed the choke test!
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Another name for SNIFF TEST
" Dude that egg salad sandwich is like a week old"
"No its good bro, it passed the Biden Test and smells fine"
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WORTHLESS....THROW IT AWAY!
Supposedly Sharon Stone and Madonna have high I.Q.'s and scored high on the I.Q. test.This calls into question the validity of the I.Q. test.
Sharon Stone is a fucking airheaded skank who uncrossed her legs to show us her beaver in that one shitty movie.WOW,she's really fucking smart isn't she.And now she says she wanted to kiss Halle Barry in the movie Catwoman but because she didn't she blames BUSH for this.WHAT A STUPID FUCKING LESBO CUNT!!!!
And Madonna...oh shit! WHAT A FUCKING STUPID WHORE! She did a SEX pictorial book where she does all this sick S & M shit and fuck Vanilla Ice and a little poodle dog!!!!
What a sick fucking CUNT!!!!!
Yeah those are some hella intelligent fucking bitches there!!!! LMAO!!!!
I am so smart I won't even take your fucking I.Q. test but I'll whoop your ass on Jeopardy!
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You(a female) takes her hand(flat) and inderts fingers starting with the index into her pussy until it hurts or it wont fit anymore. & when she hits the pink she's a whore. & if she makes it to the thumb she's fisting and should kill herself.
Dude idk if i'd fit so i made he do the pinky test and she got to the ring finger. Thank god kuz if he hit the pinky i was outta there!
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a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.
Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test
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By definition, "Software with a lot of testers". In reality a day spent poring over hotkeys and syntacical anomalies in a software product.
Tomorrow is SWAT testing day, I feel sick...
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When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.
Good luck!
Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!
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