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The act of pooping while in a tree.
I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.
I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.
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What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing
Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"
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When two guys both have to drop a deuce, so they awkwardly sit in two neighboring stalls.
"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"
"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.
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This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.
"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??
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An explosion of liquid excrement released abruptly from a bare anus, covering what it contacts.
The dog drank salt water and spray dumped all over the beach.
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After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
I was taking it to the dump last night
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A chick that clings onto her ex for various reasons just to be apart of his life. He can easily have sex with her because she's pathetic then dump her.
My dump hoe will not leave me alone she is a stage 1 clinger.
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