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The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.
Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.
When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum
So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend
When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.
Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
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A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.
Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.
The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.
"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."
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A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.