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Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
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A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.
"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"
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A Rust nerd is someone who thinks of Rust as the only good programming language and that it is the future of all computers and operating systems.
They would die to protect Ferris the crab on online forums.
These damn Rust nerds valorously protect binary bloat.
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A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?
A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.
This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!
That one nerd that takes the term "nerd" to a whole new level. Is very different usually has a small group of friends that enjoy the same things. Usually gets hit with alot of drama, but always gets out of it with minor scratches. Can be very smart or just average IQ is not everything to an Exotic Nerd, has a high interest for technology and social media. A sense of humor is guaranteed when you are an Exotic Nerd, they just always know how to make you laugh.
Hay Johnny have you seen Carl hes a total nerd!
No, actually I think hes an Exotic Nerd look at his small group of friends and have you seen how he is with technology?
A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness
Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.
this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round
I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.