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You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator JΓ€ger as he places his Active Defense System.

JΓ€ger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self JΓ€ger.

by ItzaChaoza June 20, 2018


Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


You actin like a real bitch right now

Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"

by straight_evil August 8, 2006

149πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

by patty108 March 22, 2005

88πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Who is the biggest madarchod in India right now?

Obviously, Indian criminal party Bhartiya Janata Party and all Gandutva followers. India became number 1 country in crimes against women after its member Feku became the country's Prime Minister,1080 crore awas scam and rafale scam proves he is criminal.

again if someone asks Who is the biggest madarchod in India right now? Answer that the biggest madarchod in India right now is Tadipar Shah.

by ImanMamSamman July 23, 2021

30πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

by god October 13, 2003

152πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

7πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž