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When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
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A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.
More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.
Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently
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A cartoon series on the Internet. While it is well animated and sports a decent sense of humor, it is highly overrated.
Hyperactive Teenage Girl: OMG OMG Have you seen Charlie The Unicorn?!
Regular Person: For the fifteenth time... Yes.
Hyperactive Teenage Girl: It's SOOOOO funny and SOOOOO RANDOM! Tee-hee!
Regular Person: *facepalm*
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the hottest subject between cool people from wilson.
if you watch unicorn porn your the shit!!! unicorn porn is often watched when having a unicorgy. its really fun especially hot unicorn sex with a human girl and then 1 person gets pregnant with a half unicorn half human lesbian love baby :
hannah and frankie watched unicorn porn to turn them and their pet unicorn on b4 hot sex!
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A math theorem whose real-life application may be worth at least a billion bucks—a revolutionary result that could propel the applied mathematician into mathematical fame or immortality.
The Riemann hypothesis is a potential mathematical unicorn , especially in the field of e-security—whoever proves it is guaranteed both fame and wealth.
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When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."
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