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One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.
Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.
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When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.
After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.
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When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath
Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb
When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.
Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P
When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!
Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
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"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."
The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.
" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."