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Wrapping yourself in a burrito blanket as if you are a warm, toasty burrito from Zambrero resulting in the ultimate fusion of comfort and culinary delight.
Want to hang out today?
Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.
That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.
A whore that is built like a burrito
You are such a burrito built whore. You slut
When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!
We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.
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wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate
I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional
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The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
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slang for penis - generally considered puerile.
She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.
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