Cat Noir

The hottest cat that ever existed. The man of everyone's dreams.

"Do you know who Cat Noir is?"
"Yeah, he's like the hot guy with the blond hair in Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir."

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ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

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combing the cat

when a woman masturbates with a comb

guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro

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Pop Cat

Pop Cat is often a meme about a calico cat repeatedly opening and closing its moth in a comedic fashion while making a "popping" sound done with the mouth.

Pop Cat A: Pop pop

Pop Cat B: Pop pop

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Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.

Me and carol were cooking the cat last night

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Cat supremacy

Cats are the all knowing gods of the universe we worship. Cat supremacy is to denounce dogs to the lowest being on earth. We will do anything for cats. Any type of cat is entitled to cat supremacy.

“I believe in Cat supremacy!”

“Dude, we know already-“

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In-cat-pacitated

When a cat lays on you, making you immobilized.

Guy # 1: “Check this out!”.

Guy # 2: “I can’t, I’m in-cat-pacitated.”

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