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When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.
Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!
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When you've lost attraction and feelings to your SO, but you don't bother to work it out because you know the relationship wouldn't have lasted anyways. So you just end up waiting around in the relationship until you finally find the most convenient time to break up, whether that be because of working or housing situation, etc.
Friend: You don't seen affected by your breakup
Friend 2: Yea, I was done checked out that relationship months before I broke up with him/her
Friend: Hey, did you get to enjoy the hotel pool on your last day?
Friend 2: Nah, didn't bother, I was done checked out before the pool even opened
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Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.
Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."
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The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.
Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.
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I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.
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Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.
x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.
Y: Just checking the weather.
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Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.
Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.
Paris: How do you know you have internet?
Lindsay: I did a Google check.
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The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.
"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"
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