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1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.
2. A Dyke's gash.
Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.
Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%
As slope dude falls down the slope, he yells the biggest curse word in math possible. "UNDEFINEDDD!!!"
A bunch of self-absorbed Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear specialist in the Military that are fucking nerds and put spicy air on the homies just for fun.
Also Known as gas chuckers.
Fuck I have to go see the CBRN Dude for my annual gas qual again.
Most efficient conversation stopper, most commonly used for interrupting the dictatorship of one's parents.
Mom: Hey son, I need you to take out the--
Son: Dude stop!
Mom: (silent)
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Someone who achieves difficult tasks by copying the behaviour of people who have been successful at the task.
Person 1: How did this guy manage to get all that work done? He doesn't have any experience.
Person 2: Well he is an ape dude, man
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A party or event where there are more male than female guests.
John's party was such a dude hive and I didn't meet a single chick.
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A girl who isn't girlfriend material, but she happens to be chill as fuck. Upon first glance she seems dateable but after further deductions she is too cool to date and is automatically a best friend. (friendzone)
Chad: YO DUDE!
Bill: What?
Chad: I heard you were hanging with your girl last night.
Bill: Yea it was a lot of fun.
Chad: Did you try and put IT in her?
Bill: Nah.... she's just a dude-friend.
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