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An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.
Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"
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A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.
Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.
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a dance a male stripper preforms
he did the baby elephant walk for her on her birthday.
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David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock
Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant Slovak Cock is so ginormous.
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To do something regretful only for the positive consequences
Father: Ok, son, I'm going in for operation elephant drop. You'll have to put up with her for a while.
Son: That's ok dad! She'll make a great mom!
Father: This may be true. She is very rich, but she's too fat to fuck.
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1) A discussion of European or Caucasian oppression of minorities in which a white person is present.
2) One, or few, white person(s) among many members of another race.
3) A morbidly obese white person. (Rare).
Professor: In the 17th century, settlers from Great Britain established a trading relationship with native tribes living in the Northeastern United States. They often extorted and manipulated these tribesmen, using the power of horses, steel armor, and gunpowder, instigating a pattern of tyranny that would characterize the savage white conquest of America.
Frank (stage whisper to classmate): This is awkward...
Professor: Well, I guess that would make you the white elephant in the room, wouldn't it?
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A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.
You can't sell that Pink Elephant Republican a clue. He can't see you to buy it.
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