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When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.
“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?
something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
The one person in a community group chat, who regardless of age, is annoyingly friendly and only sends “May God Bless You” flower pictures or other impersonal greetings daily.
A: Hey, why did you leave the group chat?
B: The group chat grandma kept sharing minion memes and I couldn’t take it anymore.
A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
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What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.
Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”