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simplest definition - hammered drunk
intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
Example 1)
Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?
Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.
Brian - How rage should we rage?
Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.
Example 2)
Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.
Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
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used to describe a girls saggy fanny. or beef curtains
she had a right hanging ham on her.
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A man in a ham-suit who advertises the Delicious Weenie weiner stand.
I managed to wrestle these photos of that ham-demon.
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Ham Donuts are an intersting species of donut. They at one point in their life consumed a pig or boar and became infused with the power(and flavor) of ham. These donuts used to be one of the strongest of the donut race, but now they are nearly extint and considered to be a myth.
Have you seen a ham donut?
Those are just a myth!
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To insert a ham with bone into a cavity (ass or vagina) and remove the bone leaving the ham in place. This provides a re-sizing of the "over stretched" orifice to a "like new" diameter.
She was so loose, I had to do a "Ham Rebush" in order to feel anything.
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Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.
These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.
"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"
"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"
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A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.
Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks
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