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A long and big dick, cock, rod, johnson, pole, trouser trout,bulbus erectorus, dong, schlong, meat cleaver, tube steak, and penis filled with large amounts of goo, pecker snot, cum, sperm, splogge, or egg drop soup.
Toby loves Scott's creme filled meat horn.
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The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
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Grabbing boobs and slapping asses
Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
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some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
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When a monkey and a llama have a horn.
Dude.... look a Monkey Llama Horn. Sweet.
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After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. The slowest person is out and then keep going. Then leave
I won in a game of french horn race last night. I Jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with Rob.
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when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
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