Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.

(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.

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99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

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Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

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Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

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Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

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horseshoe joke

when you make a joke about a horseshoe

you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke

oh its OK my friend is fine with it

Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...