A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,
1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.
Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."
person 1: wow is that trista?
bear: yes its my mother trista
A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church
Sarah Palin Michele Bachmann Westboro Baptist Church Mother Christian
It was April 2, what the fuck is going on with your soul mother
Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤
Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf
1. A Yellow Mother is somebody who is scared to commit to an action.
2. The term Yellow Mother is equivalent to the term “pus*y”
Man, He’s such a yellow mother. He wouldn't even ask her out!