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A job you work at that is not even worth the pay you are working for.
i was helping out a dry cleners with there dry clean delivery monday thru friday 3-5pm for 25 dollars a day dropping off and picking up at two different locations about a 40 mile round trip and occasionally having to make 1 or 2 more extra stops to pick up supplies, used there van and gas. So 3-5 became 2-6 most days and the pay remain the same. this began 2 mess with everyday life not being able to plan anything during the day because i would have to finish up before 2pm and not being able to make any plans in the evening because i never knew when i was going finish.if i needed to do something and was unable to do the delivery i was treated like i was the full time employee and was going to lose my job. The owner said."do you think this is some kind of ' "mickey mouse job"? I could not stop laughing
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A Caucasian child that has a pinkish hue.
Being in Walmart doesn't mean that woman can let her mouse baby run wild!
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A woman on her period who uses Tampons.
the string is the tail ergo mouse
It must be that time of the month,Molly's riding the cotton mouse.
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The excuse Junior gives after passing a series of popcorn farts that go... putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... did someone just pass a series of popcorn farts?
Junior: No Mother... that was just a little mouse on a motorcycle riding through the house.
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UK slang
Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.
I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.
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