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A festival thrown over Labor Day weekend located on the Independence Square in Independence, Missouri. The purpose is to remember the Santa Fe Trail, California Trail and Oregon Trail. Although it is a historic event, it is celebrated with knock-off country bands, expensive food and drink, a beer garden, broken carnival machines and lame games. While walking around the festival one might find several repetitive booths such as, but not limited to; lemon ice, funnel cake, pulled pork, hot dogs, balloon darts, duck pond games, and other people who are more than willing to rip you off. To the hard-working citizens of Independence, Missouri that live near by, the festival is nothing but a nuisance. Virtually every street surrounding the square is closed off for almost a week, pedestrians don't use their cross walks and force us to threaten to run them over and there seems to be an increased number of intoxicated white trash running around (and sometimes shirtless). Hopefully one day the entire carnival will catch on fire and burn the fuck down leaving nothing but smoldering ash, burned bodies and a root beer stand, because that's all I find this obnoxious event good for.
"Dude, you wanna do to Sallycaligon tonight, get wasted and blow chunks off of the Ferris Wheel?"
If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.
If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.
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The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.
I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!
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1. when you lock you arms around a persons neck and hang on their back, and then another person does the same to you.
1. we were in the pool when delinna jumped on alexis' back and yelled santa sack and then hailey did the same to delinna making it a double santa sack.
Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.
Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!
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It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up
Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..
“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”
A man or woman who gets lady’s and men pregnant and doesn’t are for the kids and ides repeatedly
SANTA DE RA DIED AGAIN AND HAD 83288 MORE KIDS
Any woman who is known for her birkenstock sportin', torquoise jewelry wearing, self rightous, culture starved, money having ways.
Guy: check her out!
Dude: yeah, not bad for a santa fe dyke.
guy: yeah, fuck s.f.d.'s
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