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A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.
-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!
-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider
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To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.
-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!
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A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
No 1: I had a rough woman last night...
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
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Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.
also know as "Spider Nips"
Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!
Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.
Look at the spider nips on that one.
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The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!
Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.
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some one who lines steel pipes with rubber.
Hey there goes Neil the rock spider
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The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.
Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)
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