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a story that isnt too long or too short and ends up in a sexual encounter of an impossible but funny way. also has a short and often shitty ending that dosent relate to the story at all.
alright so this one time ian was in vermont and he was done snowboarding for the day so he headed home. on his way home he saw a moose and a naked chick with huge boobs and a great body riding on his back. she then asked ian if he wanted to fuck this moose with her. he politly declined but put out the option of fuckin him, she took the bait. once comfortable and naked ian proceded to fingering the mysterious woman. she wasnt acknoledging his fingers were even inside of her so he began to use his fist. when she responded witha moan of pleasure ian got excited and moved in further.but then she started bleeding. "stop fucking bleeding on my fucking arm you dumb bitch" ian exclaimed! now he was elbow deep in the slut and she was screaming and still bleeding for more. ian obliged and went shoulder deep therefore shouldering her. his outstreched fingers were protruding from her mouth when he was all the way in and she was loving every second. untill she started to choke. since she could not stop bleeding ian soo became grossed out and bored so ian popped her head off and she bled to death . now thats a good story.
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a phony story made up to make yourself look good but really it is so outrageous nobody will be able to believe it. Henry is referring to your friend who often times is playing video games and is fat.
"one time I stabbed my mom in the eye and then she crashed into a tree and we quick ran to the hospital before we got to your house." Then a friend would say,"yep, thats just one of his henry story."
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A man who lies about loosing his virginity when he was 10 and lies about getting stabbed in the shoulder.
Your dad didn't create Marsoc you Story Teller!
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What you perv get off the internet that's gross!
That perv was looking at a sex story
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The first victim to read your just written story.
Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.
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an AWESOME local band playing emo, punk and hXc
local to stoke on trent in england anyway...
go visit their site www.astoryatthreerock.tk
i saw them at the 'mill the other night, fuckin ace... loving Chris
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joe stories are:
A) those which cannot realistically be duplicated by other people;
B) those which seem to be made up entirely unless you know joe; and
C) a never-fail icebreaker
Matt: "Plans tonight?"
Ben: "Let's tell joe stories! Have you heard the one about the pie plate?"
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