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When he knows you won’t give him head so he forgets about it but then you surprise him.
I waited till he was asleep and then I gave him surprise Head, he woke up and was very happy!
A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.
When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.
hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?
When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise
Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise