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jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!
Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!
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One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.
Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.
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using one's thumb as a "butt plug"
I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.
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A Thumb-Breaker is a more threatening version of a D.U.F.F.(designated ugly fat friend). Instead of just preventing you from talking to a girl a Thumb-Breaker (usually 250lbs+)will physically try to harm and or paralyse the persuer. Thumbs could be broken!
Hey man did you get her number yet? "Nah man her Fuckin Thumb-Breaker just kicked my ass in front of everybody!!"
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If a woman has a thumb ring she is tramp ... Willing to have casual sex with just about anyone ..... If you see a woman with a thumb ring buy her a beer and see the magic work
The trampiness is multiplied by the amount of thumb rings she has on !!!!!
Hey bill ... Check out that chic with the thumb ring ..... I think I'll buy her a beer ..... I'll see you tomorrow !!!!!!
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What people won't give this definition.
This definition rocks, its so clear!
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21st century slipping of the tongue. Can technically include accidental replies or grammar mistakes...
"ahhh man, I didn't mean to send that! Total slip of the thumb there, apologies!" - In reference to a message sent to someone by mistake, or that accidental !,? or word that likes to randomly make itself a plural....
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