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A rule common to menfolk whereby it is considered illegal, or at least frowned upon, to engage in sexual activities within anyone who is ten years older or younger than oneself.
Curly broke the ten year rule again last week with the Duchess, the granny-fucking bastard.
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Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...
A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...
Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
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Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!
Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.
Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.
not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.
(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
Boring as fuck age and constant regrets from childhood where you actually wanted to be an adult.
Sometimes can be youtubers
Also probably has children or something
How old are you?
I'm a 25 year old
Any year ending in "3", it is completely legal to harm furries and make them feel lots of pain.
Happy New Year! It's finally Furry Bullying Year!
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A fast shuffle utilised by youngsters in the 7th grade to obtain maximum velocity without turtling it.
Guy 1: Yo that kid has got it down to a t my dude.
Guy 2: What he got down?
Guy 1: The year 7 shuffle