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jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!
Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!
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One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.
Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.
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using one's thumb as a "butt plug"
I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.
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A Thumb-Breaker is a more threatening version of a D.U.F.F.(designated ugly fat friend). Instead of just preventing you from talking to a girl a Thumb-Breaker (usually 250lbs+)will physically try to harm and or paralyse the persuer. Thumbs could be broken!
Hey man did you get her number yet? "Nah man her Fuckin Thumb-Breaker just kicked my ass in front of everybody!!"
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If a woman has a thumb ring she is tramp ... Willing to have casual sex with just about anyone ..... If you see a woman with a thumb ring buy her a beer and see the magic work
The trampiness is multiplied by the amount of thumb rings she has on !!!!!
Hey bill ... Check out that chic with the thumb ring ..... I think I'll buy her a beer ..... I'll see you tomorrow !!!!!!
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What people won't give this definition.
This definition rocks, its so clear!
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A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
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