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A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise
When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.
My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.
Slang term for a suburban sex party featuring at least one little person.
My little buddy from work Larry says he can make it on Friday so it looks like we’ll be having a full on tire pile instead of the regular old orgy.
Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.
The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.
Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full
Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.
After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.