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Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 18, 2013


tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 22, 2017


flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 20, 2021


Popping square tires

For someones who over hostile to someones whos not a threat or putting up a fight that doesn't need to be fought.

Bro: "They trying to get me in trouble but I ain't do nothing"

You : "just go with it bro"

Bro: "nah imma do my own thing"

You: "you're popping square tires man"

by Bbbaldy November 16, 2023


licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 6, 2023


fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

by Lop lop September 17, 2022


Leftover tired

The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights

Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired

by UrbanSith December 21, 2016