tit balm

The jizz on a women's tits after sex

Last night my girlfriend decided she wanted some tit balm, so I gave it to her.

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The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

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Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

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tit in a wringer

From the ea of wringer washing machines. Getting one's tit in the wringer puts them in a tenuous situation.

The bank put my tit in a wringer when they delayed my deposit.

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Fire tits

To slap tits till red or to make tits red.

Andrew wanted to give the the hot ref fire tits.

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lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

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Jiggle Tits

1) A pair of extremely large knockers that jiggle while walking, running, or other related activities

Mark "Dude, look at her jiggle tits."
Chris "Theyre so big and jiggly, makes you wanna go over and squeeze them."
Mark "Hell yeah!"

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