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Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
Luke Wheelahan often known by the name Cam Tucker is a obese tottenham fan who somehow believes that they are good. He lives in a life of denial and talks so much shit. He is a dead shit and is often known to sometimes score pings in soccer. He likes to think panthers are good but he is dillusional.
Hey gerald do you realise that Cam Tucker of modern family looks like Luke Wheelahan
An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.
Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!
A sickly boy, maybe insane, loves pugs, pug bias
Luke Epperson is crazy
You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends
luke mathews is awesome
Some kid I love so much. I hope he reads this. Sometimes takes lots of Ls. Normally tall, or in the middle. Really likes Laneys. I fucking love you.
-Gbear
Random Bitch: That guy is so hot
Random Bitch 2: The one playing basketball?
Random Bitch: Yeah
Random Bitch 2: He's hot
Random Bitch: He's such a Luke B.
Some short white kid who plays ps4 and is called garrington: That's my man