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A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.
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a derogatory term used to describe a mental illness of skateboarders who are mentally and/or emotionally stuck in the mid 90s. BPD's usually invest in cargo pants that are 12 sizes to big, and original PJ Ladd/Erick Koston footware.
skater 1 "i just fucked this fatass biker chick with a fat bush!
skater 2 " duudee, thats suchh a baggy pants douchebag thing to dooo!!!!"
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When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.
Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.
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A person who answers question that was not directed to them in the first place.
Tom: Hey, John. D'you want these fries?
John: Well...
Bill: Yeah, I want them!
Tom: You're such a Third Party Douchebag!!
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A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
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"EcoGoth" do we know eachother?
1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?
1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!
Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!
2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.
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n. A very irritating person.....usually a male found making passes at any female in any bar across the world. One who thinks his shit does not stink.
"Dude, that guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a Dollar Tree Douchebag. He's so cheap they wouldn't even sell him at Wal-Mart."
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