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To get the hell out of a seriously fucked up situation, but to do it calmly, nicely and peacefully so you can get away safely without letting anyone know you're running the hell out.
"My blind date told me that her fairy godmother told her on the toilet that we are destined to live together forever and ever. So, it was time to bottle up and go."
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A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.
Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"
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When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.
your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.
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noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.
Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!
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when a female opens a bottle with her vagina
I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener
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A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.
Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.
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