The Renny G Oil Change

When performing The Renny G Oil Change, you get on your knees and suck another guy off until he finishes in your mouth. Then, you spit his cum on your Renny Dick and proceed to fuck the shit out of a girl. Then you wait and see who got her pregnant.

Bro, last night I did The Renny G Oil Change with Fannypack Boy and Jellypickle!

Don't oil your basket

Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.

The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.

Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.

Person 1 - "Hey, did you want these results chartered?"

Person 2 - "Nah, don't oil your basket"

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extra slutty olive oil

The opposite of extra virgin olive oil. Lowest grade stuff on the market. Obviously.

Eww, did you see the extra slutty olive oil that she bought at the dollar store?? booty

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operation more oil

i like bush, and i like what we did in iraq, but all wars have to have a reward. in this case, MORE OIL.

operation more oil helps keep america's economy boosting

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Don't dig where there's no oil

if a girls not putting out don't bothe.

'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.

whale oil beef hooked

If said really fast, sounds like a swearing irishman.

Person 1: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
Person 2: Whale oil beef hooked.

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Garbage bag porn oil

The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.

I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.