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The act of throwing a ho on a bed and covering her with a blanket leaving only her head or ass exposed and following up with a swift banging of the exposed orifice.
Damn my back is killing me from turtle bangin that ho from the bar last night.
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Referring to a long sustained sexual session. Often involving one man with great endurance and several women.
"Hey man, so did you two fuck like bunnies?" - Guy
"Naw man, it was all turtle love, all turtle love." - Other Guy
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four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.
we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.
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Turtle Ball is a drinking game played with ideally 2 white wine glasses, 2 equally sized beer mugs, 2 ping pong balls, 4 players(although you may play with 2), any sort of bouncable table, 2 chairs, and 1 bench. The game shall be arranged by having 1 wine glass and 1 beer mug on each side and with 2 players sitting in the two chairs on 1 side and 2 players in the bench on the other. Mugs must always be on right side. The bench shall always be located on the south or west side of the table depending on which direction the table faces. This is the side home team must always sit on. If there are two home teams home team(aka bench side) will be determend by a best of 2 rock paper scissors, if teams split games whoever threw rock more wins.
Now that your set up we can begin to Turtle Ball. The ultimate goal of the game is to make your opponenets drink all of their beer in their glasses. When a team runs out of beer they lose. This is done by bouncing the ping pong ball either one of the glasses or by making contact with a glass. If you make the ball into a glass your oppenents must drink all of the contents in the other glass on their side. If you make contact with a glass both of your opponents must drink a number of drinks based on how many bounces that shot had. Also the ball must bounce at least once however, it may be swatted between first and second bounce.
"So... uh wanna play some Turtle Ball?"
"Dude i totally Turtle Balled you so hard last night"
"I could beat the president in Turtle Ball"
"I wanna be a Turtle Baller when i grow up"
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a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)
so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?
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When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone.
Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"
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The opposite of an Angry Dragon . Immediately after blowing a load in your partner's mouth, you smack them on the forehead so they accidently swallow it.
To make that chick swallow my load, I gave her a Thristy Turtle.
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