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An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.
Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...
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Missing, Not able to be found;
Also used to describe Toilet Paper
Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
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Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet
Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's
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A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.
This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"
Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
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When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
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The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.
That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.
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potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!
i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!
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