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A commonly used term for eating 3 day old dead hooker ass. Also refers to weak wet lettuce like work performance and sometimes the uncontrollable desire to munt as often as possible. Can also mean having an oral sausage fetish.
I Peter Tongued the shit out of that chick! Don't pull a Pete Tongue, dick head. Lets go to the morgue and Pete Tongue as many fat chicks as we can. I can't wait to Pete Tongue that sausage down my throat.
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When someone is receiving a blowjob from their significant other and he/she licks down the shaft to the balls and keeps going; moving backwards between the legs to lick the taint and slide their tongue up the ass crack, in a similar fashion to that of a credit card swipe.
"Hey, how'd your hookup on Grinder go?"
"Great. We Netflixed and chilled and he gave me cow tongue."
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bad French kisser who will bite, scratch, or harm the other person’s tongue in some ridiculous way during the kiss
Jen and I were making out last night and it got too crazy and she cut my tongue or something. She's a real tongue biter.
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The burning and scarring of the tongue of a bitch who gave super fire head to a nigga and tried to swallow the cum. This injury can sideline a ho for atleast 2 weeks, which can seriously affect her dick suckin career.
Damn she got a sizzle tongue from tryin to swallow that hot ass cum I bust in her mouth.
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To be given oral sex from someone with a tongue piercing.
Guy 1 Katie just got her tongue pierced first thing she did was drop to her knees and silver tongued me.
Guy 2 SWEEEET!
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the result of accidentally defecating one's self whilst wearing thong underwear. (see also: smt)
I was laughing so hard that I crapped myself and my thong created a snake tongue.
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W. T.: Momma did you know that Butterfly's have Long tongues?
Mom: Why is that son?
W.T: So they can get the sweet stuff out of the flowers.
Mom: Wow, that's pretty good for a 5 year old. Your such a good kid.
W.T: I know mommy you said to be a good boy, so I am and my teacher taught me that.
Mom: So why do the butterfly's like the whats in flowers so much.
W.T.: because momma, it's from flowers and they can't eat regular food like us. Were bigger.
Mom: How does a butterfly become a butterfly?
W.T: They eat the flower then hide in a shell and grow wings to fly.
Mom: Why do they do that?
W.T.: Photnethsasys
Mom: You means photosynthisis
W.T: No, I'm right photnethsays I'm a smart boy and I know mommy. They have to hug there shell and get lots or rest to change from being just a capatiller.
Mom: O-Kay son, don't you mean catapiller?
W.T.: nope, I said capatiller. They love sweet things mommy. I like flowers, can I eat some too? Will I grow wings?
Mom: Son, you already have some. You just don't see them yet.
W.T.: Will I fly too? I want Long Tongue too
Mom: you can do what ever you love to do if you work hard enough.
W.T: I want to make people not be mean any more and push me. They call me names. I don't like it mommy.
Mom: Know one does son.
W.T.: tell them to stop being bad mommy.
Mom: I'm trying son, really trying.
The point is even though some people have different ideas and a different language, or way to say things, we all understand how life is created and all live together and if people cannot get past their own ideas to believe in others ideas to be a type of "know it all" the better ideas may just not get threw to the world.
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