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When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.
Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees
A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.
My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss
The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?
Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.