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Prior to going down on a skank, you need to do the a finger check to confirm that her snatch is clean. If she fails the Touch, she's got to Go! Hense, Touch and Go.
Kyle: So did you hook up with that Navy Air Traffic Controller last night?
Steve: Hell yeah, she was a easy! I had to do a Touch and Go on her first to make sure there was no FOD on the runway.
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The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.
Oh, you have an iPod Touch? I didn't know you actually have no brain.
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Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch
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A person that is completely delusional and out of touch with reality.
Take a look around you, almost everybody is delusional and cannot see the future. Some won’t even have children, so they will not be able to pass down their genetics or be remembered by future generations.
Most of you people in society won’t even bear relevant offspring to be around in about 40,000 years into the future, if mankind even manages to survive that long anyway.
Most left wingers are completely out of touch.
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interfered with.
did you get touched up when you where little?
I touched you up!
You've been touched.
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An annoying dance move often put into the choreography of a song when the instructor fails to come up with any other original ideas.
Dude, we better not have to do anymore step touches today or else I'll be forced to boycott Andrea's routines.
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Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.
1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"
2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."
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