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when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.
I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.
Blokes who love working hard, united may they stand united may they fall. They are the true sigma males.
Jimbob: "Guys, track 6 on tour!"
Cooper: "Breakin da law, breakin da law"
n. A term Local Mountain Bike Associations commonly use when trying to distract the community from their lack of support for dirt jumps.
“We can’t support dirt jumps as they are dangerous, but we’ve actively been exploring a proposal for a local pump track
n. A term used mostly for bikers, but has recently made way into the skateboarding world as the same thing. A cement track with bumps, jumps, and wide turns meant to learn how to pump on a skateboard or used for fun.
The pump track (s) at Dickies Skate Park is my favorite