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the act of performing oral sex on menstruating partner
naughty vampire
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Vampire Hunter D is the all time best anime based on the novel by Hideyuki Kikuchi. The impressive detailed artwork is done by Final Fantasy's Japanese artist Yoshitaka Amano. There are Vampire Hunter D novels, manga, and 2 animated movies as well. The characters, music, and storyline in both movies are very impressive in the way that they are done.
D is a mysterious "dhampir" (half human/half vampire) who's father is actually hinted to be Dracula. Because of being a half breed, D walks in the daytime and posesses dominating supernatural skills only shown by the strongest of vampires. D travels the world and hunts down vampires in a much more impressive way than other vampire hunters such as Blade or Buffy the vampire slayer. D's weapon of choice is a slim longsword which is shown to cut through pretty much everything and anything.
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
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(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
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A cats that is inslaved by mr. waters and turned into VKAMPIRESSSSW
tomatoese
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A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.
The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.
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When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.
Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.
Vampire diaries sexual is when your only attracted to the male/and or female characters of TVD and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with that character.
Bro she’s a vampire diaries sexual she will never date you