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Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.
You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.
After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!
Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!
When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"