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wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner
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A collective noun to describe a group of more than 3 engineers in one place. Similar to a herd of Elephants or a murder of Crows.
"I work in a building with a wank of engineers"
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The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name Nurofen Wank as pain/relief
Greg - "My cock hurts so much"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"
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When one decides to 'bash the bishop' whilst ones hand is in his pocket.
Boy, I had a good pocket wank earlier
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A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.
Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.
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a wank aid is another word for something that gets you hard. be it porn, watching the girl next door get changed into her bikini, maybe even your cat gets you going, whatever your thing, if it gets you hot, it's a wank aid.
get your tits out, i need a wank aid.
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Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"
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