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It’s a goddamn fruit the fuck did you expect?
Why the fuck is this political
Y’all need to get off of Reuters and touch grass I swear you cannot be making watermelon political
A vegetable that has a green inside and a red rim on the outside, which is covered in seeds. Its a very bitter and dry vegetable. It gives people covid.
Guy 1: "hey man, I just ate a watermelon!"
Guy 2: "go kill yourself."
guy one: hey wanna have a watermelon?
guy two: i don’t wanna eat phantom chica!
guy one: why are we still friends?
Kim Kardashian west (spots gucci): omg that's so watermelon
Pretend your sucking on a titty, sucking on a watermelon is sucking on a titty for black people.😂
Wasteyute1:have you ever sucked on a titty?
Wasteyute2:nigga I got watermelons ion need no titties