Wee Honkus

A horrible driver

"That kid swervin 5 cars ahead is a real wee honkus."

Wee gosle

Small amount of something

Just give the fish a wee gosle of food

Wee gosle

A small amount

Can I have a wee gosle of cheese

wee-fee

How elders say Wi-Fi

Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.

Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.

Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.

Wee-be

Like a selfie but with more than one person -Wee-be

Want to take a Wee-be?

Wee Man

A woman who exhibits male characteristics.

Here wee man, the foam from that pint is all over your moustache