what the heck

a synonym for "what the hell"

robert: what the heck is up with chris today?
tom:he got mono....

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Wait, what?

Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.

Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.

Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?

Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.

Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?

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what’s thumpin

What’s up? What up doe? How are you doing? What’s happening?

Person 1: what’s up?
Person 2 (extra cool): what’s thumpin?

What the ielq

An expression of surprise or shock, commonly in response to information or a situation which elicits said emotions.

"ielq" is pronounced as "jelq" /dʒelk/

The phrase if often accommodated by a gif depicting Carl “CJ” Johnson, from the game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas”, being flung into the sky by a “Doom-Shroom”, from the game “Plants vs. Zombies”, exploding in a thermonuclear explosion.

"Your copy of GTA:SA has exploded"

"What the ielq????"

What's moves

What are we doing later on?

What's moves, fam?

what the kale

used when you don’t want to use the word ‘hell’. Very catchy and used amongst a lot of people

“BRUH WHAT THE KALE THAT WAS RACIST!”

what in the yeehaw

everytime taylor swift is playing

*plays folklore*
The gays TM: what in the yeehaw?!