The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip
Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”
They are just perfect for eachother they may live far away from each other but they are still trust worthy to eachother and they both may or may not have differences but they are still made for eachother they love eachother but. They might have some fights but they r only about who love them more it's adorable and if some being rude to the other person even if that person is in there family they will stick up for u
Chelsie and Owen are made for eachother
where a white overweight man screams the nword at a black dog/cat while jumping up and down flaping their tits
i saw mitchel owen flapping over there.
The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Oh boy everyone hide your ankles with your bite proof socks. P.S. tkh says he is a ho ass shi talker. He likes sucking dick from behind the balls. And loved to sniff your taint at night. And shoves fingers up butts and licks em like popsicles. Thas all folks…
Owen regan lost his dick in a car accident in 09
A Jewish person who is sexually attracted to horses. A penny is worth a million shekels to this person. Is dickless and will often repeat you like a parrot. If threaten will scream Hebrew at you and climb on walls like spider man still screaming. Will dive for a penny and usually has a salary of a penny a year.
2. Jewish person that dickless and is in love with horses
1.normal: why is Tannor Owens touching that horse.
Normal 2: because he likes it
2. *see’s tannor touch a horse* me: hey Tannor stop that
Tannor Owens:*screams Hebrew and starts running around* RE E E E E E E E E E E