An exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around peoples' yards looking for suitable places to take a shit on.
Joe: Yo, what happend to yo yard bro?
Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah
A hug in which one person hugging fingers the others asshole the whole hug.
My girlfriend gave me a wonder hug last night which was excellent forplay for the what happened after.
often referred to as the "wonder gooch"
a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style
“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”
“damnn that’s crazyyy”
A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.
Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.
Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.
Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."
Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."
Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"
Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."
a male or female that will flirt with you but will NOT LINK
girl 1: omg girl i think this nigga don’t know i’m a no link wonder
A really good movie about a man named Mr magorium's Wonder emporium that is also played by the same man that was Willy Wonka at least I think
Hey Joe did you watch the new movie Mr magorium's Wonder emporium Joe: no Jack but it looks pretty good