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penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
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The theory that the core of the Earth is not composed of metal or other minerals, but in-fact the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Since scientists are unable to gather samples of the Earth's core due to extreme temperatures and pressure it is completely plausible that the Alaskan Bull Worm lives there and it is his chamber, since we have no evidence to prove otherwise.
'Hey man, have you heard of quantum theory?'
'Nah, I've heard of the Alaskan Bull Worm Theory though'
A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.
"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.
What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.
Kenny cutlups dick, 3 inches mad
Do you want to see The angry inch worm?
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A phrase used to check if anyone is up late and jackin' off online.
Friend 1: "Who up playing with they worm?"
Freind 2: "You already know B)"
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1) (noun) a backside resembling that of a bibliophile
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'
1) Your book worm lookin ass looks damn good in those jeans, bitch.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.
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