a winner is you

Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.

Tom:"I beat THE AMAZON!"
Mark: "Whoa, a winner is you!"

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You will die

A stupid ass threat Ganon uses in the Zelda CD-i game to convince Link to join his side or else he will die.

Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else, you will die!

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it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.

"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."

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You won't

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action.

Appropriate responses are as follows:
In agreement to do the action = "Who Won't?"
Not in agreement to do the action = "You right"
Absolutely not in agreement to do the action = "Are you dumb?"
To counter challenge = "YOU won't!"
When used in an overly serious manor "you won't" may be interchangeable with "You will not!"
Warning: Increased use of alcohol can and will cause excessive repetition.

Person 1: "You won't do jam and night." Person 2: "Who won't?! YOU won't!"

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Lucky You

When someone is extraordinarily lucky and you are getting jealous of it. Use it when from inside you feel like saying "I Envy You !!".

Lucky you for having a new BMW !!

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Would You?

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.

Hey, look at that hot girl over there. Would you?

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you dig?

Shortened form of can you dig it?, usually added at the end of, like you know, a sentence.

1. (Inquiring) Do you understand what I mean?

2. (Belligerent) Shut up and do what I said!

1. Groovy is so far out that it's in, you dig?

2. The chick's not a man, so stop calling her "man", you dig!?

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