The finest chocolate man alive. Having a Zach in your life will not only enhance you as a person but he will make you feel like the only girl in the world. He’s sweet and kind but nasty in the sheets. Zach is one of the most kindhearted men but knows how to put his foot down when the time comes. He’s also fine, did I already say that?
Damn, look at how fine Zach looks!
A redhead male, who is a squirrel
Zach is in the trees again, trying to find his nuts
Zach is one of the most kindest boys' you will ever meet, trust me.
he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
random: 'darn, i wish i knew a zach..'
me: 'hes my bestfriend. (:'
A cowardly snack that will betray you even for the smallest piece of meat.
Did you meet that guy?
yeah he's such a Zach
Zach is the type of guy you will meet and fall in love with without knowing. He is always there when you need him a d cares even though he doesn't act like he does. He will like you at one point but will move on quick so don't miss out. He will mess around with you even though he doesn't like you because he is just three to enjoy his life and make others amazing.
Zach's girl BFF: he is just my friend I like him nothing more than a friend.
Zach's girl BFF's mind: I love him so much
Some one with a huge throbing penis
Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!